Why Worry?

There are two things
to worry about,
either you are well
or you are sick
If you are well
then there is nothing
to worry about.
but if you are sick
there are two things
to worry about.
Either you will get well
or you will die.
If you get well
there is nothing
to worry about.
If you die,
there are only two things
to worry about.
Either you will go to heaven,
or you will go to hell.
If you go to heaven
there is nothing
to worry about.
But if you go to hell,
you'll be so busy
shaking hands with friends
you won't have time
to worry.